Bye Bye Birdie...
2 CommentsOk folks... I need a vacation like none other... I am uber tired - burning both ends of the candle if you will... I get to go home to the country next weekend for Memorial Day and my mom's birthday... and I am so stoked... on the agenda? Lots of sleep... lots of TV... lots of gardening... lots of pictures, designing, writing... and lots of shopping of course!! The downtime is much needed... how do you spend your vacations?
Sweet like Candy to my soul...
CommentOld habits die hard
CommentSo since Spring has officially sprung, I thought I would share with you some of my old habits that I am leaving behind in favor of some new habits...
Favorite TV Show:
Old habit: Law & Order
New Habit: CSIRomance:
Old habit: Dating musicians
New Habit: Some things are better left private...
Spring trends:
Old habit: Lace
New habit: Bright colors and bare legs
3am late night snack:
Old habit: Chicken wings and subs
New habit: Grilled cheese
Pick your poison:
Old habit: Vodka grapefruit
New habit: Firefly and lemonade
Celebrity hot mess:
Old habit: Lindsay Lohan
New habit: Miley Cyrus
Splurge:
Old habit: Statement blazer
New habit: Statement shoes
Get ready for summer in style...
CommentUgh. Sorry. I've been MIA.
2 CommentsOk lovers. I admit it. I have seriously been delinquent from my one true love, my blog - and you guys of course. I've been crazed for the past few months... honestly, in good and bad ways... but I guess that everyone goes through certain patches in life... but things are all on the up-and-up and it's time for me refocus my energy here... writing, talking, posting pics... so expect my blog to be back with a vengeance... and I want to hear from you... what you want to know about... what you want to see....
The City Recap: Olivia Palermo Will Not End Up on Welfare, But Whitney Might
4 CommentsFrom The Cut
Photo: Courtesy of MTV
Last night, Olivia used her job to hang out with her real friends instead of do the story she was assigned, which was interviewing Whitney Port for Elle.com and Rue La La. She didn't go to Whitney's thing because she didn't feel like it. Because jobs and careers are all about doing what you feel like doing! Fuck "assignments" and "commitments" and "showing up" and "being useful." You won't lose your job. You won't have a place on the masthead, but at least you'll be employed at one of the nation's top fashion magazines and get to prance around in Internet videos for its site. And so it is Elle more so than Olivia that needs the most coaching in this week's lessons.
Lesson 1: Being out of touch.
Don't: Feature precious jewelry online over something young and fun. Being out of touch with the way real people shop seems more excusable in print magazines, but online, with daily content, fashion magazines have developed more of a responsibility to be realistic. Olivia pitches a story, whatever that means to her, on her friend's precious-stone jewelry line called Jemma Wynne, which makes $12,000 earrings. A more interesting video would be Olivia going into Forever 21 and finding fake jewelry that looks neat, because she probably wouldn't go into such a place without a hazmat suit.
Do: Reject bad pitches. The editor Olivia pitches goes for the Jemma Wynne piece. She could have rejected this idea over e-mail, but maybe Olivia didn't feel like typing that day.
Lesson 2: Flirting.
Do: Stay on happy topics. Whitney's Rue La La photographer (who cleverly makes the models sit in chairs, which hides some of the clothing) tells her, after she has eye sex with him, that he's a war photographer. Whitney could ask about the hardship of war, but, personally unfamiliar with hardship, she says instead, "This is a breath of fresh air, probably," thus bringing the attention back to her and her shiny silver jeggings.
Do: Make the person of interest feel important. The photographer says that shooting wars and Whitney's clothing line are both "extreme." Even when Kelly Cutrone is in the room, this is obviously not true, but Whitney probably thinks this way since when fashion people get stressed out, they like to think that such a comparison is accurate. Especially when Fashion Week happens and everyone has ten times more work than usual. Getting that picture of THAT SHOE becomes do-or-die, probably to compensate for the fact that it's not that important in the scope of the world.
Lesson 3: Employing somebody who refuses to do her job.
Don't: Keep her on if she doesn't do her assignments. After Olivia fails to show up to Whitney's shoot, Erin tells her she should be embarrassed. "You probably burned a lot of bridges that day," she says. Olivia, who's looking like Morticia Addams with her straight hair and no lip gloss, just turns around, gets up, and leaves. She may as well, because no matter how badly she fucks up, the only thing she'll have to deal with is a little bitching from the Elle people.
Don't: Keep her on if she plans to only cover one Fashion Week show. Erin asks Olivia what she's doing for Fashion Week. With her jaw dropped and tight and her lip jutting out as it always does — the expression that always says "I'm better than you" — Olivia says she's going to Ports 1961 and "that's it." This should make Erin furious, since everyone works (and drinks) around the clock during Fashion Week, and someone just covering one thing is as absurd as it would be if Olivia returned to her desk after storming off with a microwaved frozen dinner of macaroni and cheese for lunch.
Lesson 4: First dates.
Don't: Be a blatant dog obsessive. Roxy goes out with Zach and can't stop talking about her dog in L.A. Fine to be all about dogs, but she probably should have saved half that weird "goochie goo MY PUPPY" diatribe for date two.
Don't: Turn the weather into something that it's not. Everyone on a first date in New York discusses the weather differences between where they're from and where they are now. Such as: "Where are you from?" "Boston." "It's so cold there — how did you stand it?" Or: "Where are you from?" "Austin. Where ice doesn't crust on the sidewalk." "But you can't go skiing!" "I hate skiing." Zach says to Roxy, "This is my third winter here and it’s really nice because it’s like more intimate and the people you hang out with are the people you wanna hang out with." What?
Lesson 5: Disciplining someone who treats work like doing the laundry — if you don't get around to it today, no big deal, you can just buy more underwear.
Do: Punish someone who's fucked up badly enough for you to yell at. Joe yells at Olivia for not showing up to the Rue La La interview. He curses and seems threatening but doesn't fire her or give her a scary ultimatum, so it's completely ineffective.
Don't: Tell her to have a lunch date. The last time Olivia fucked up, Joe forced her to go to breakfast with Erin. This time he forces her to take Whitney to lunch. So he only awards her more time away from work. This is New York — who takes a lunch?
Lesson 6: Being a bitch.
Do: Copy Kelly Cutrone. When Kelly finds out Whitney is going to lunch with Olivia, she tells Whitney to scare her. Whitney wonders if this is professional, and of course Kelly tells her it is. "Take this bitch out," Kelly says. "You have to let people who are toxic and dangerous to you know you’re going to fucking fight back. Because you know where nice people land? On welfare." If only Whitney were clever enough to come up with such quips.
Don't: Whine. Whitney's confrontation with Olivia is all wrong. First, she's sitting down instead of standing up and cornering her against a wall. And everyone knows by now Olivia's best — and actually highly effective — defense is getting up and leaving when life gets too uncomfortable for her. But also all her complaints — that Olivia is "immature" and "[looked] like a complete bitch" — come off as whiny, not scary. If Whitney wanted to scare her she should have stayed up all night sewing, not done her hair or makeup and had seven cups of coffee and a Xanax prior to the meeting to give her that edge she so desperately needs. Fashion is a war, after all.
Bitch Whitney takes the O.mov
CommentCamel Art Space Presents: • Photogenic •
CommentCamel Art Space Presents:
• Photogenic •
An investigation into current photogram practices

image: Brian Buckley
Weekends only: 12 – 6 pm or by appointment
Opening reception: May 14th, 6 – 9 pm
Music by: t.b.a.
Location: 722 Metropolitan Avenue, Brooklyn NY 11237
Directions: L – train to Graham Avenue [map]
“Photogenic” is an investigation of current photogram practitioners and their efforts to mine the alchemical and physical roots of the medium. By getting back to basics, the artists delve into the mysteries and magic of core photographic principles that generated their original fascination with image making. The photogram demands their physical presence as well as that of man-made and natural elements.Process and approach are dominant. Chance and mistakes play major roles in refining and integrating the creative act. This witch’s brew forms the catalyst for inhabiting the visceral experience created by the artists. They are seekers of beauty and tragedy, poetics and higher meaning,all within the boundaries of the photogram.
Artists: Brian Buckley, Millie Falcaro, Bryan Graf, Jeffrey Rothstein, Drew Wiedemann
Curated by: James Isherwood
A photogram is the immediate result of a constellation of light,three dimensional objects and photosensitive material.The image results from the process of light-bending or refraction caused by the placement of the objects themselves. A source of light can be used as well as invisible waves such as microwaves,infrared light and x-rays. Due to its immediacy,its quality as index caused by potential contact and physical distance relationships,the photogram imparts more to imprint techniques and the phenomena of shadow. -J.Isherwood
Camel Art Space is an Artist operated Art Space with a focus on current issues in art within a not for profit work frame, is an affiliate member of Williamsburg Gallery Association and participating at 2:nd Friday Art Walk.
More behind the scenes from Meagan Cignoli on set of her latest fashion spread for french magazine Prestige
2 CommentsBehind the Scenes photos by Paul Newland
In case you want to know about the amazing people who helped
create this shoot, or if you want them to style YOU! here are the credits.
Photography Meagan Cignoli
Stylist Anna Luongo
Set Design Karen Cignoli
Models Nadiya and Calei from FentonMoon Media
Hair Andrea E Wilson
Makeup Gregg Hubbard
Cupcakes and Cakes Tawny Ong